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More Words of the Wisdomless

Why? Why do I write my own quotes?  Why don’t I just quote great men and woman like every one else?  Simple, it’s is because who is to say I’m not a great man?

Wisdom is not based on anything them more then some one doing something wise.  Or it is when you learn from your mistakes enough not to do it over again.  If you tuning in on the blog over the last month you will see that I’ve moved away from the cartoons for a while.  Not for reason other then I just have not had the time to site down and do anything since the cartoon-a-thon.

I am drawing a few fun  caricature for the“Words Of The Wisdomless”.  This month is almost over, so if you have a FaceBook account make sure you friend me and commont on one of the quotes or you can comment here and be added to the free contest.

Remember Freind Me via Facebook and comment on my words of wisdom posts.

Here are some of my new quotes.

Words Of The Wisdomless: Nothing More -

 “A mental illness relapse is nothing more then a period of time that just didn’t go right. It’s nothing more to worry about, nothing more then a detour on the road to recovery. All we need to do… is get back on our road and nothing more.” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Widsomless: Agoraphobia

“Every day we should get out and do something! So, I thought I would visit my imagination today, but I forgot where he lived.” - By Chato B Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Goals -

“I’ve Set my mind to accomplish my goals… But my mind keeps hitting the snooze button.” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Self- Medicated -

 

“I was depressed, they gave me a pill. I was manic, they gave me a pill. I was enraged they gave me a pill. I was seeing things, they gave me a pill. Yet, when I felt ugly they gave me a bottle of beer…. Now I’m handsome and you look good too. ” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Self- Medicated -

“I was depressed, they gave me a beer. I was manic, they gave me a beer. I was enraged they gave me a beer. I was seeing things, they gave me a beer. I felt ugly they gave me a beer. Now I’m not d…epressed, manic or mad! I’m handsome and you look good too. ” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Zealous Advocate -

“The pain and horror of my life might seem minimal to you but you can’t walk in my shoes. You haven’t traversed the obstacles of madness or stood at the ready over the abyss. Validation or n…one, I am a survivor over madness, finding my recovery and no one can take it away from me… Oh! I’m sorry, I misunderstood you. Yes, I’ll have fries with that.” - Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless:

Street Walker If you make one step today toward your goals then, that is one step closer to reaching your goal. But, if your goal is just to cross the street then, a few extra steps won’t hurt. - By Chato B Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Hope? -

“Never, Never Ever, Give up HOPE! Hope for a good today and a better tomorrow. Hope that my wellness plan works! Hope that my meds work. Hope that I can avoid my triggers. Hope that my symptoms won’t interf…ere with my life. Hope that if I get mad someone won’t immediately point out that it must be due to my meds or due to my mental illness! Ya… HOPE!!…” - By Chato B. Stewart

It was so fun doing the caricature for July’s “Words Of The Wisdomless”.  This month is already off to great start with over 25 entries for the August Comment Caricature Contest.  Your next question should be “how do I enter the contest”… Well, I’m glad you asked…  You can post a comment here to enter you or you can Freind Me via Facebook and comment on my words of wisdom posts.  I do 5 each week…  Here are some of my new quotes.

Words Of The Wisdomless: Leaves -

“It is my nature to question my own sanity… It’s just my sanity doesn’t like nature and ‘leaves’.” - by Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Judge Me Not -

“Who are you that you can look at me and judge me on my perceived weakness? Look at my strengths to rise above mental illness, look at me as a person, a brother, a sister, a friend… Then judge me not, …for my mind might have a life sentence, but I’ll get out soon and I remember where you live.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Kids

“One child is a joy, two children are a blessing, three children are a handful and four or more kids… that’s a mental illness… Com’on are you crazy? I guess so since I have four!” - By Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: ER -

“My shrink sent me to the ER today, due to my blood pressure. I was thinking how fragile life is during my battery of tests. I’ve focused on being mentally well, but I’ve over looked my physical health. From n…ow on, I will focus on both my mental and physical health! Right after this cheeseburger, shake and fries to calm my nerves.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Natural Bipolar -

“Live life as a fluffy cloud. Floating along happily till you’re forced by environmental issues into a Cumulonimbus cloud. Whipping up heavy thunderstorms, raining downpours that flood your emoti…onal world. Toss in the occasional twister to tear apart a few homes. Until, it’s all out of your system and you deflate back to that cute puffy cloud.” - by Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: WHY? -

“Why is it that I think I’m doing my best and I’m well balanced only in the back of a police car on it’s way to the Crisis Stabilization Unit? Why? Oh Ya, Officer Jones, thanks for the ride.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of the Wisdomless: Lemons -

“When life gives you lemons, cut down the damn tree! Then plant what you want.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Lost -

“Why is it that people are quick to help you find every thing except your sanity?” - Chato B. Stewart

I hope you like them and feel free to quote me and link me too please.

I’ll see you soon,

p.s.

I need writers to write about mental health, please

Submit a article or two my via e-mail chato@peermagazine.org

July’s “Words Of The Wisdomless” Comment Caricature Contest is Simon from Templestowe, Australia…  Congrats!