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More Words of the Wisdomless

Why? Why do I write my own quotes?  Why don’t I just quote great men and woman like every one else?  Simple, it’s is because who is to say I’m not a great man?

Wisdom is not based on anything them more then some one doing something wise.  Or it is when you learn from your mistakes enough not to do it over again.  If you tuning in on the blog over the last month you will see that I’ve moved away from the cartoons for a while.  Not for reason other then I just have not had the time to site down and do anything since the cartoon-a-thon.

I am drawing a few fun  caricature for the“Words Of The Wisdomless”.  This month is almost over, so if you have a FaceBook account make sure you friend me and commont on one of the quotes or you can comment here and be added to the free contest.

Remember Freind Me via Facebook and comment on my words of wisdom posts.

Here are some of my new quotes.

Words Of The Wisdomless: Nothing More -

 “A mental illness relapse is nothing more then a period of time that just didn’t go right. It’s nothing more to worry about, nothing more then a detour on the road to recovery. All we need to do… is get back on our road and nothing more.” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Widsomless: Agoraphobia

“Every day we should get out and do something! So, I thought I would visit my imagination today, but I forgot where he lived.” - By Chato B Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Goals -

“I’ve Set my mind to accomplish my goals… But my mind keeps hitting the snooze button.” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Self- Medicated -

 

“I was depressed, they gave me a pill. I was manic, they gave me a pill. I was enraged they gave me a pill. I was seeing things, they gave me a pill. Yet, when I felt ugly they gave me a bottle of beer…. Now I’m handsome and you look good too. ” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Self- Medicated -

“I was depressed, they gave me a beer. I was manic, they gave me a beer. I was enraged they gave me a beer. I was seeing things, they gave me a beer. I felt ugly they gave me a beer. Now I’m not d…epressed, manic or mad! I’m handsome and you look good too. ” - By Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Zealous Advocate -

“The pain and horror of my life might seem minimal to you but you can’t walk in my shoes. You haven’t traversed the obstacles of madness or stood at the ready over the abyss. Validation or n…one, I am a survivor over madness, finding my recovery and no one can take it away from me… Oh! I’m sorry, I misunderstood you. Yes, I’ll have fries with that.” - Chato B. Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless:

Street Walker If you make one step today toward your goals then, that is one step closer to reaching your goal. But, if your goal is just to cross the street then, a few extra steps won’t hurt. - By Chato B Stewart

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Hope? -

“Never, Never Ever, Give up HOPE! Hope for a good today and a better tomorrow. Hope that my wellness plan works! Hope that my meds work. Hope that I can avoid my triggers. Hope that my symptoms won’t interf…ere with my life. Hope that if I get mad someone won’t immediately point out that it must be due to my meds or due to my mental illness! Ya… HOPE!!…” - By Chato B. Stewart

It was so fun doing the caricature for July’s “Words Of The Wisdomless”.  This month is already off to great start with over 25 entries for the August Comment Caricature Contest.  Your next question should be “how do I enter the contest”… Well, I’m glad you asked…  You can post a comment here to enter you or you can Freind Me via Facebook and comment on my words of wisdom posts.  I do 5 each week…  Here are some of my new quotes.

Words Of The Wisdomless: Leaves -

“It is my nature to question my own sanity… It’s just my sanity doesn’t like nature and ‘leaves’.” - by Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Judge Me Not -

“Who are you that you can look at me and judge me on my perceived weakness? Look at my strengths to rise above mental illness, look at me as a person, a brother, a sister, a friend… Then judge me not, …for my mind might have a life sentence, but I’ll get out soon and I remember where you live.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Kids

“One child is a joy, two children are a blessing, three children are a handful and four or more kids… that’s a mental illness… Com’on are you crazy? I guess so since I have four!” - By Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: ER -

“My shrink sent me to the ER today, due to my blood pressure. I was thinking how fragile life is during my battery of tests. I’ve focused on being mentally well, but I’ve over looked my physical health. From n…ow on, I will focus on both my mental and physical health! Right after this cheeseburger, shake and fries to calm my nerves.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Natural Bipolar -

“Live life as a fluffy cloud. Floating along happily till you’re forced by environmental issues into a Cumulonimbus cloud. Whipping up heavy thunderstorms, raining downpours that flood your emoti…onal world. Toss in the occasional twister to tear apart a few homes. Until, it’s all out of your system and you deflate back to that cute puffy cloud.” - by Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: WHY? -

“Why is it that I think I’m doing my best and I’m well balanced only in the back of a police car on it’s way to the Crisis Stabilization Unit? Why? Oh Ya, Officer Jones, thanks for the ride.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of the Wisdomless: Lemons -

“When life gives you lemons, cut down the damn tree! Then plant what you want.” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Lost -

“Why is it that people are quick to help you find every thing except your sanity?” - Chato B. Stewart

I hope you like them and feel free to quote me and link me too please.

I’ll see you soon,

p.s.

I need writers to write about mental health, please

Submit a article or two my via e-mail chato@peermagazine.org

July’s “Words Of The Wisdomless” Comment Caricature Contest is Simon from Templestowe, Australia…  Congrats!

Hollo again,

My  facebook Words of the Wisdomless is off to a great start this month. If you’re on facebook and we are not connect yet make sure to friend me ASAP… lol

I will add some more of my quotes below I wrote this week. But, befor i do i just want to let you know that the cartoons will be comming back soon…  Untill then enjoy my wisdomless quotes.  Remember that every one that posts a comment here or on myFB pages quotes will be entered to will a caricurture.

As I said befor I call my quotes “Words of The Wisdonless”, and yes some of them really fit the title and a few might even have some wisdom to’em but you can be the judge of that.

Here is this weeks:

 

Words of the Wisdomless: Dream

“Following your dream can only get you so far before you go to sleep and have another dream you have to follow… No one ever informed me I need to pick just one dream at a time… Geewiz… No wonder I can never finish anything!” -By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Recovery -

“I’m on the road to my Mental Health Recovery, the only problem, it’s a one way,dead end street. ” - By Chato B. Stewart

Words of the Wisdomless: Mental State -

“I don’t have a mental disorder… I have a mental chaos!”- By Chato B. Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless: Mania -

 

“I don’t suffer from mania, I enjoy every moment of it.”

- By Chato B. Stewart and with inspiration from my friend Kermit.

 

Words of the Wisdomless: Mania Part 2: French Twist –

“Mania is the artist’s, the poet’s and author’s jus-de-vie, Depression is the artist’s, the poet’s and author’s soup-de-jour. - By Chato B Stewart

 

 

Words of the Wisdomless: Love —

“Love is stronger than hate! Hate is the power behind motive. Motive is action behind jealousy. Jealousy is the power of anger. Anger is the action behind rage. Rage is then powered by hate. Yet, in a moment the circle of hate can all be wiped away with just a little love.” - By Chato B Stewart

Words of the Wisdomless: Love Hate part 2: -

“Never give up, never give out, never let go! “Unless you are giving up rage, giving out love and letting go of hate.” - By Chato B Stewart

Words Of The Wisdomless :Fishing

“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day… If you teach a man to fish without a NEW, government mandated fishing license, you’ll get a ticket and then you’re both broke.” - By Chato B. Stewart

I hope you like them and feel free to quote me and link me too please.

I’ll see you soon,

p.s.

I need writers to write about mental health, please contact me if you would like to submit a article or two… chato@peermagazine.org

Hi all,

If you on facebook , make sure to friend me ASAP… lol

After the 31 cartoons I drew in May I thought I would take a break to get cought up with some other projects.    I have done a few cartoons this week and will post them one I update my Mental Health Humor site.  Till, then I’ve started writing strange and some times funny qoutes and posting them on my Facebook, Twitter and a few other places.

I call them “Words of The Wisdonless”, and yes some of them really fit the title and a few might even have some wisdom to’em but you can be the judge of that.

Here is the 1st one:

Words of the Wisdomless: Sleep

“When you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Go lay down on the bed again try the other side, if that don’t work, sleep on the floor… You never hear anyone saying they got up on the wrong side of the floor.”

-By Chato B. Stewart

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Words of the Wisdomless: Hope

“Even in Hopelessness there is still hope. Although, there is no hope in despair, then you’re screwed.” -By Chato B. Stewart
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 Words of the Wisdomless:: Friends

“I find that friends are like my moods, up’s and down’s… But the ones that keep coming back are the friends to keep. Besides, stalking the others always seems to get me in trouble…” - Chato B. Stewart

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Words of the Wisdomless: Recovery

“Mental Health Recovery is a long never-ending road with many turns and intersections allowing us to go off-roading now and again on the unpaved roads of our minds.” - Chato B. Stewart
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Words of the Wisdomless: Baseball

“Life can be just like baseball. You have days that feel like a strike out. Days that feel like you’re running the bases. Days when you just want to bunt and days like you caught a pop-fly in center field. Then, those special days when you hit a grand-slam… Only to trip on your shoe laces and break your ankle. That’s life!” -By Chato B. Stewart

—- And for the people who might not follow baseball her is one about soccer.

Words of the Wisdomless: Soccer

“Life can be just like Soccer. You have days that feel like Dangerous Play. Days that feel like you’re Juggling. Days that feel like Shielding and days like you’re getting a Red Card. Then, those special days when there is a Scoring opportunity and you kick the GOAL… Only to trip on your shoe laces and break your ankle. That’s life!” -By Chato B. Stewart
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Words of the Wisdomless: Apple Pie

“When you get mad and feel rage building, stop and think of Apple Pie. The calming aroma, the Sweet decadent taste as it touches your lips… WHAT THE! Gar-Dammit! WHO ate the last piece of my PIE! GRRRrrr…” - By Chato B. Stewart
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Words Of The Wisdomless : Stigma 

“When faced with depression, we need to be optimistic that we can get through it. When faced with Stigma, we should be optimistic that we can educate to stop it. When faced with both, we should quietly scream in disbelief and just walk away… from Mother.” - By Chato B. Stewart
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Words Of The Wisdomless :: Walking 

“Do you want to walk a mile in my shoes? Then make sure they are two sizes too small with a hole in the left sole and a nail stuck through the rights center shoe stabbing my foot with every step… Don’t even get me started about the athlete’s foot or that awful smell…” - By Chato B. Stewart
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Words Of The Wisdomless :: Bluetooth -

“Fitting into society has been a lot easier ever since Bluetooth technology. Now when I talk to myself out loud, I look normal and hard at work.”- By Chato B. Stewart

I hope you like them and feel free to quote me and link me too please.

I’ll see you soon,

p.s.

I need writers to write about mental health, please contact me if you would like to submit a article or two… chato@ peermagazine.com.